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Sleep is like sex

Sleep is like sex. I don't get either one as much as I want.

 

Who the hell takes these pictures?! Cat with camera

Who the hell takes these pictures?! Cat with camera

 

There's no such thing as a dirty mind, it's just...

There's no such thing as a dirty mind, it's just a sense of humour with adult content.

 

Honda car - Me your mom sticker funny

Honda car - Me your mom sticker funny

 

Graph - Better late than... never, pregnant

Graph - Better late than... never, pregnant

 

Moral of the story: In life no one helps you once you're fucked

Before sex you help each other get naked. After sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life no one helps you once you're fucked


Either you LIKE BACON or you're WRONG

Either you LIKE BACON or you're WRONG tshirt. Big boobs woman.

 

Love upside down ass thoughts

Love upside down ass thoughts

 

Mommy! Shut up, trying to duckface!

Mommy... mom... mommy... Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm trying to duckface!

 

Hey Girl! I'm A Swag A Fag!

Hey Girl! I'm A Swag A Fag!

 

Who needs condoms when you got swag :p

You don't need condoms when you got SWAG! I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

 

I'm not calling you a slut, but a penny

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny. Because your two faced, worthless, and in everybody's pants.

 

I'd call you a whore, but no one paying

I'd call you a whore, but I think you and I both know nobody's ever going to pay for that shit...

 

Lesbians! Batman! Bisexuals!

Lesbians - Hot outfits, Holding hands, Girls kissing, Batman, Bisexuals!!!

 

Cocktails spread legs

May I buy you a cocktail? Alcohol is bad for my legs. Do they swell? No. They spread.



CRACK

CRACK - Just say no! Funny ass meme

You're into fitness? Fit this! :D

You're into fitness? Well how about fitness dick in your mouth? :D

 

Yellow Fever

Yellow Fever - You know Asians make you horny :D

 

Why do you masturbate? Women versus men

Why do you masturbate? Women versus men

 

Dancin dancin :D

Old man dancing with hot chick dick to ass

 

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