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10 Cat Self-Discipline One-Liners - Cute & Funny
- Cat Self-Disipline: Ignore the ignorant ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: Grab at passing opportunities ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: Make friends with your neighbors ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: Let it all hang out ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: Control yourself ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: Be comfortable ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: View things from more than one perspective ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: Return to your favorite places ......
- Cat Self-Disipline: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended .....
- Cat Self-Disipline: Fake what you don't know ......
20 Cat Philosophy One-Liners - Cute & Funny
- Cat Philosophy - Begin each day with a long hard stretch.
- Cat Philosophy: I am, therefore give me tuna.
- Cat Philosophy - Never purr half-heartedly.
- Cat Philosophy - Miaow and the world Miaows with you, hiss and you hiss alone.
- Cat Philosophy - Never be discouraged by the words No, Stop That. or Bad Cat.
- Cat Philosophy - To Be or NOT to .... ehhh, phhhffft - you already KNOW I am.
- Cat Philosophy - If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
- Cat Philosophy - Make friends with the milkman.
- Cat Philosophy - Don't worry about little things.
- Cat Philosophy - Play and sleep in cardboard boxes.
- Cat Philosophy - Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
- Cat Philosophy - When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
- Cat Philosophy - Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
- Cat Philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
- Cat Philosophy - Don't worry about big things.
- Cat Philosophy - Become someone's friend for life.
- Cat Philosophy - When in doubt, cop an attitude.
- Cat Philosophy - Let sleeping dogs lie - literally.
- Cat Philosophy - Long naps never go out of fashion.
- The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.
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