20 Cat Philosophy One-Liners - Cute & Funny

• Cat Philosophy - Begin each day with a long hard stretch.

• Cat Philosophy: I am, therefore give me tuna.

• Cat Philosophy - Never purr half-heartedly.

• Cat Philosophy - Miaow and the world Miaows with you, hiss and you hiss alone.

• Cat Philosophy - Never be discouraged by the words No, Stop That. or Bad Cat.

• Cat Philosophy - To Be or NOT to .... ehhh, phhhffft - you already KNOW I am.

• Cat Philosophy - If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

• Cat Philosophy - Make friends with the milkman.

• Cat Philosophy - Don't worry about little things.

• Cat Philosophy - Play and sleep in cardboard boxes.

• Cat Philosophy - Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.

• Cat Philosophy - When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

• Cat Philosophy - Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.

• Cat Philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.

• Cat Philosophy - Don't worry about big things.

• Cat Philosophy - Become someone's friend for life.

• Cat Philosophy - When in doubt, cop an attitude.

• Cat Philosophy - Let sleeping dogs lie - literally.

• Cat Philosophy - Long naps never go out of fashion.

• The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.