Priest Noticed Someone Stealing Money

One day the priest of a church noticed that the money was disappearing, so he hid in the altar, made a hole, and waited there to see who is stealing from the church.

So he waited for a couple of hours, and suddenly some druggie comes along, looks around, there's no one around, and he steals some money. As soon as he starts heading towards the exit, the priest says: "You should be ashamed of yourself, what are you doing sinner?"

The druggie responds: "Who is that?"

The priest says: "This is God!"

The druggie says: "Go fuck yourself man you scared me to death, I thought you were the priest!"

Happy New Year Everyone! 2015 is at our doors!