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10 Yo Mama Jokes

  • Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming people thinks she’s an oil spill.

  • Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

  • Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

  • Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

  • Yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

  • Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

  • Yo mamas so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

  • Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

  • Yo mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

  • Yo mamas so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

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