10 Yo Mama Jokes

• Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming people thinks she’s an oil spill.

• Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

• Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

• Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

• Yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

• Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

• Yo mamas so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

• Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

• Yo mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

• Yo mamas so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.