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10 Blondes Jokes Q&A

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: What is a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.

Q: Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?
A: She kept throwing out all the W's.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.

Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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